Comedian

God is a comedian
whose audience is
afraid to laugh.

-- H.L. Mencken

Scapegoat

God: The most popular scapegoat
for our sins. -- Mark Twain

Forgive

God will forgive me.

That's his business.

-- Heinrich Heine

Plays dice

I shall never believe that God
plays dice with the world

--Albert Enstein

Science

A little science estranges
men from God, much science
leads them back to Him.

-- Louis Pasteur

Invent

If God did not exist,

it would be necessary to

invent him

--Voltaire